#A shot of love with teila tequila full

Bo gets the key, so Dead Frog Kisser Ryan and “I Don’t Believe in Bisexuals” Dominic are gone. Chad gets a key! For the guys, it boils down to Ryan, Dominic and Bo. Dominic then claims bisexuality is just a phase and true bisexuals are mythical creatures.Ī Shot at Love 2 Elimination Time! Two men and two women are heading home. Dominic steps in and wants to know how Tila got into girls, and we get a sexy cheerleader story. Tila says she likes aggressive women, so Lisa goes for it. Lisa chooses Dominic to join her on her date. Lisa wins yet again, but in the world of life, being the one who eats a pig’s vagina the fastest doesn’t really make you a winner. The girls drop out like flies, leaving Lauryn, Lisa and Sirbrina. The winning lady has to pick one guy to join the date. To determine who gets the special solo date, the ladies must first eat a pig’s vagina. The women are excited, but only for a short time.

The guys finished 64 shots but the ladies got 68. There’s canola oil, vinegar and a whole lot of vomit. The team that takes the most shots wins the last date before elimination. The Conveyor Belch includes various shots of stuff like tartar sauce. The next day brings another Message in a Bottle, which informs them a disgusting eating challenge lays ahead. Bo tries to talk to Tila, but it’s interrupted by Chad and Jay heckling him, shouting “Bo has a camel toe.” She still thinks he’s hot, but he kisses like a dead frog. They take prom photos, and Ryan “accidentally” lifts her (and her skirt) up. Chad makes me love him even more by saying it looks like the Enchanted Under the Sea prom from Back to the Future, one of my favorite movies. The men go on their date, which is a Loser’s Prom.

#A shot of love with teila tequila full

This house is full of bi-polar disorders. For some reason, Kristy and Jay get into a fight in which Kristy calls his mother a ho, then Samantha starts crying. The ladies get back from their date and see their underwear strewn across the room.

Seriously, this season is actively making us root against the men, because they’re all such juvenile frat boys.

It turns into the men running around wearing the lesbians’ panties and acting like idiots. Lauryn gets some alone time, and she says she’s friends with everyone in the house.īack in the bedroom, Chad organizes a massive panty raid. Back in the classroom, the girls have the naughtiest Show and Tell ever, complete with a Robo-Spanker. Lisa spends the time asking why she was in the bottom last episode, and Tila claims it’s because after Kreepy Kyle interrupted them, Lisa backed down. Tila orders her students to right “I love Tila” 25 times on the chalkboard, and as the winner, Lisa gets some alone time. Tila is wielding a ruler while the ladies are all in school girl outfits. After plenty of drama, Lisa gets the ball and the lesbians win.įor their victory date, the women go to Tila Tequila’s sex ed class. Chad is the last guy and has problems getting the ball in his mouth, and Lisa, the last girl, catches up. Jay is proud to “rep” Jersey, and as a native of the Garden State, I assure you we don’t all talk like that. Scotty laps the women, but then Ryan struggles getting the ball. Samantha has trouble getting a ball in her mouth, which isn’t as subtly clever as Chad’s sexual pun. The men get off to a good start, but in order to promote stereotypes, Dominic, the black guy, can’t swim. Either you get that joke or you don’t, and if you do, hopefully it makes you love Chad as much as I do. Chad lets us know that women love his pearl necklaces. The entire race must be run while wearing a wet suit and flippers, through a kiddie pool, into the real pool to retrieve a pearl necklace, into another kiddie pool to get an assigned blue ball in their mouths, and down the Slip ‘n’ Slide. The Message in the Bottle informs the contestants it’s time for Tila Tequila’s Second Annual Bi-Athlon. Kreepy Kyle avoided elimination because Venezuelan Christian was drunk 24/7, and Fame was sent home because she was named after her greatest ambition. Previously on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The contestants played Strip Craps, one of the classier competitions this show has done.